So Nice So Smart
　　（performed and written by Kimya Dawson）
　　

I was quiet as a mouse
　　when i snuck into your house
　　and took roofies with your spouse
　　in a nit and out a louse
　　and lice are lousy all the time
　　they suck your blood drink your wine
　　say shut up and quit your crying
　　give it time and you'll be fine
　　you're so nice and you're so smart
　　you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
　　I'll tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
　　just pretend i didn't tear your world apart
　　

i like boys with strong convictions
　　and convicts with perfect diction
　　underdogs with good intentions
　　amputees with stamp collections
　　plywood skinboards ride the ocean
　　salty noses suntan lotion
　　always seriously joking
　　and rambunctiously soft-spoken
　　i like boys that like their mothers
　　and i have a thing for brothers
　　but they always wait til we're under the covers
　　to say i'm sure glad we're not lovers
　　you're so nice and you're so smart
　　you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
　　I'll tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
　　just pretend i didn't tear your world apart
　　

i like my new bunnysuit
　　i like my new bunnysuit
　　i like my new bunnysuit
　　when i wear it i feel cute